A Car Full of Penguins

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A man was driving along the side of the road with a car full of penguins, when a cop suddenly appeared in his rear-view mirror. The cop walked up to the car and exclaimed that if he didnt take the penguins to the zoo right away he would get a ten thousand dollar ticket. The man drove off on the way to the zoo.

Now he was a busy man and was late for a doctors appointment. So, he pulled over a guy named George on the road and gave him 100 dollars to take the penguins to the zoo for him. Now george loved animals, so he agreed, and off they went.

An hour later the man was driving along on the way back from his doctors appointment, and he saw george walking along the side of the road with the penguins. " I thought i told you to take the penguins to the zoo." the man told george. " I did, " George replied, " Now we are going to the movies. "


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by Aaron G. 1+ years ago

That was pretty good!

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by jennifer g. 1+ years ago

funny!!! lol :]

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

This has been done SO MANY TIMES

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by Patricia R. 1+ years ago

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