Mel C. walked into a bar with a pig tied to a piece of string. "Where the hell did you pick that dirty thing up?" asked the publican. "Won it in a raffle." said the pig.
Q: What's the difference between a spice girl and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What do you do if a spice girl hurls a grenade at you? A: Take out the pin and throw it back
Q: What do you call a spice girl behind a steering wheel? A: An airbag
Q. Why are jokes about Spice Girls so short? A. So that the girls themselves understand them!
Q. How do you make the Spice Girls laugh on Friday? A. Tell them a joke on Tuesday!
Q. What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO? A. Dunno - never seen either!
Q: Why do the Spice Girls smile when there is lightning out? A: They think they are getting their photo taken
Q: A blond and the Spice Girls jumped off the Empire State building. Who landed first? A: The blond. The Spice Girls had to stop and ask directions!
I don't want to say the Spice Girls are stupid, but they think "menopause" is a button on a VCR.
One day a spice girl went into the hairdresser and asked for a haircut. She was listening to a walkman. When the hairdresser went to take it off she cried out "no no no! Leave it on! Just cut around it!", so he did. 6 weeks later the same thing happened again...the hairdresser tried to take the headphones off, but the spice girl asked him to cut around it. This happened again, and again until one day when the hairdresser was cutting the Spice Girl's hair when she keeled over dead. He noticed he had accidentally knocked the headphones off. He picked them up and pressed play. He heard "Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out"
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they only screw in cars.
Q: What's the difference between the Spice Girls and a hockey team? A: Hockey teams bathe after three periods
Q: Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first.
Q: Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: How do you know when a Spice Girl has been making choc. chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What does a Spice Girl and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why did Mel B. get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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