Don't step on heaven's ducks

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One day dan and lisa died an went to heaven. Now the rule in heaven is you nac't step on a duck or you'll be punnished.

So one day dan accidentally step on a duck. and the security guards take him to the judge (God). His punishment is he has to marry the ugliest girl ever and have sex with her at least 20 times. poor dan. So the next day lisa was walking around and the security guards took her to the judge. She figured this had to be good since she didn't step on a duck.

She had to marry the hottest guy ever. And have sex with him at least 40 times. She said "Why is this happening to me? i didn't step on a duck." Then the super hot guy said "you didnt i did!"


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by LiTtLe MiSs RaNdOm. .. 1+ years ago

this is just a remake of a better joke...nice try

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