Unseen Morals

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A third grade teacher asked her class to come back the next day with a story that you can attach a moral to.

The next day,the first little girl went to the front. "Me and my daddy run a farm and when we went to sell our eggs the basket tipped over and we lost all our eggs. my moral:don't put all your eggs in one basket."

A little boy came to the front. "Me and my dad run a farm too,and only six of the twelve eggs hatched in the incubator.my morel:don't count your chickens before they hatch."

A second little girl came up and said: "My uncle Eddie was a fighter pilot in Vietnam, and was shot down over enemy territory. All he had floating down was a bottle of whiskey,a machine gun,and a machette. He drank the whiskey to not waste it and landed in the middle of a hundred vietnamese soldiers. He killed seventy with the machine gun,twenty with the machette before it broke,and ten with his bare hands."

"O my god! How does that have a moral to it?"her teacher asked.

"Don't fuck with uncle Eddie when he's been drinkin!"


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by Me I. 1+ years ago

i remember it being an aunt carey

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by Jordan M. 1+ years ago

i heard this on a different site first...

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by Jordan W. 1+ years ago

Lol.... Mess with drunk people where I live then someone gets shot... I like this one. :)

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by j d. 1+ years ago

Honestly - I 'm actually LMFAO

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by Brittany C. 1+ years ago

funny. . .it sorta sounds like my uncle. . .

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by bry n. 1+ years ago


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