What we all really mean

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What girls say . . . what they mean ------------------------------------

*Can't we just be friends? <=> There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again.

*I just need some space <=> ...without you in it

*Can you help me with my homework? <=> If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

*Do I look fat in this dress? <=> We haven't had a fight in a while.

*No, pizza's fine <=> Cheap bastard

*I just don't want a boyfriend now <=> I just don't want YOU.

*I don't know, what do you want to do? <=> I can't believe that you have nothing planned

*Come here <=> My puppy does this too

*I like you but... <=> I don't like you

*You never listen <=> You never listen

*We're moving too quickly <=> I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend

*I'll be ready in a minute <=> I AM ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

*Oh, no, I will pay for myself <=> I am just being nice, there is no way I am going dutch

*Oh Yes! Right there <=> Well, near there, I just want to get this over with

*I'm just going out with the girls <=> We are gonna get drunk and make fun of you and your friends

*There's no one else <=> I'm doing your brother

*Size doesn't count... <=> unless I want an orgasm

What guys say . . . what they mean -----------------------------------

*It is just orange juice, <=> Give it 3 more shots and she'll have her legs around my head.

*She's kind of cute <=> I want to bang her till I'm blue

*I don't know if I like her <=> She won't blow me

*I need you <=> My hand is tired

*I had her <=> I had wet dreams about her all week.

*I really want to get to know you better... <=> so I can tell my friends about it

*How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? <=> Is my penis really that small?

*You're the only girl I've ever cared about <=> You are the only girl who has not rejected me

*I want you back... <=> ...for tonight anyway

*We've been through so much together <=> If it wasn't for you, I never would have lost my virginity

*I miss you so much <=> I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good

*No, I don't want to dance right now <=> Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on

*The break-up should not start until 24 hours <=> I want to have sex a few more times

*I am different from all the other guys <=> I am not circumcised

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