What girls say . . . what they mean ------------------------------------
*Can't we just be friends? <=> There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again.
*I just need some space <=> ...without you in it
*Can you help me with my homework? <=> If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
*Do I look fat in this dress? <=> We haven't had a fight in a while.
*No, pizza's fine <=> Cheap bastard
*I just don't want a boyfriend now <=> I just don't want YOU.
*I don't know, what do you want to do? <=> I can't believe that you have nothing planned
*Come here <=> My puppy does this too
*I like you but... <=> I don't like you
*You never listen <=> You never listen
*We're moving too quickly <=> I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend
*I'll be ready in a minute <=> I AM ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
*Oh, no, I will pay for myself <=> I am just being nice, there is no way I am going dutch
*Oh Yes! Right there <=> Well, near there, I just want to get this over with
*I'm just going out with the girls <=> We are gonna get drunk and make fun of you and your friends
*There's no one else <=> I'm doing your brother
*Size doesn't count... <=> unless I want an orgasm
What guys say . . . what they mean -----------------------------------
*It is just orange juice, <=> Give it 3 more shots and she'll have her legs around my head.
*She's kind of cute <=> I want to bang her till I'm blue
*I don't know if I like her <=> She won't blow me
*I need you <=> My hand is tired
*I had her <=> I had wet dreams about her all week.
*I really want to get to know you better... <=> so I can tell my friends about it
*How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? <=> Is my penis really that small?
*You're the only girl I've ever cared about <=> You are the only girl who has not rejected me
*I want you back... <=> ...for tonight anyway
*We've been through so much together <=> If it wasn't for you, I never would have lost my virginity
*I miss you so much <=> I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good
*No, I don't want to dance right now <=> Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on
*The break-up should not start until 24 hours <=> I want to have sex a few more times
*I am different from all the other guys <=> I am not circumcised
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