Pool of alligators

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There was once a millionaire who collected a large amount of alligators as pets. One day when he held a party he came up with a proposition. He said if anyone could swim across the alligator infested pool and emerge unharmed he would pay them $1 million or give them his daughter, a supermodel.

Immediately after he finished saying this he heard a splash and the entire crowd watched and cheered as the young man swam quickly across the pool, and emerged unharmed.

The millionaire was amazed but said that he would hold up his end of the bargain.

"Well", he said,"do you want the $1 million or my daughter? The young man answered, "Sir, I don't want your money or your daughter, I just want to know who the hell pushed me into that pool."


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by Alexandra C. 1+ years ago

L M A O! really hahaha!

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by Daniel S. 1+ years ago

this is the funniest joke

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by Vanessa R. 1+ years ago

lol very funny

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by Cary G. 1+ years ago

Now, this is a funny joke!

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by jennifer g. 1+ years ago

lmao! funny

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by Siaosi L. 1+ years ago

even after all these years, its still funny!

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