Blond toilet incident

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A blond woman was sitting having a drink at a bar with her friends when she suddenly needed the toilet, she excused herself and went into the ladies lavatories, but once in the cubicle she found that her zipper was stuck and she wet herself. She hoped that her friends would understand and drive her home so went made her way over to the bar where her they were sitting. "What happened to you?" one asked. She blushed and replied, "I couldn't get my skirt off." BLONDS ARE GOLD

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by Lee W. 1+ years ago

A tired yet still effective joke formula

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by Cary G. 1+ years ago

Are you people retarded??? This is sublimely stupid!

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by Devil-from-Heaven 1+ years ago

LOL. Skirt, girl SKIRT! LOL still lauging.

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by Andrew D. 1+ years ago

good joke, but make it more literate next time

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by Sheila J. 1+ years ago

LOL! That is funny!

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by alvaro b. 1+ years ago

???

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by Ashley C. 1+ years ago

I dont get it.

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by Kitty K. 1+ years ago

Good joke!

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