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Q: Whats More Fun Than Spinning A Baby at 100mph on a clothes line? A: Stopping It With A Shovel

Q: What do you call a baby sitting in a corner playing with a plastic bag? A: Blue

Q: what is blue and sits in a corner? A: a baby playing with a plastic bag

Q: what do you call a baby in the middle of the road? A: speed bump

Q: how do you fit 1000 babys in a corner? A: blender

Q:how do you fit 300 babys in the trunk of a beetle? A: Pitchfork

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by Kaeda L. 1+ years ago

thats just sick... ur f'd up.. u need help >.>

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by bryce p. 1+ years ago

q. what'll is the most fun way to abort a baby a. anyway

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by bryce p. 1+ years ago

shut the fuck us you little pussy ass bitches its not like he/she really did this stuff i lmao every time i read this

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by Ha Ha Girl >_< .. 1+ years ago

think of a kitten and see if you would make the same jokes. Sick now? If not, you are a sick, sick man

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by Somik K. 1+ years ago

Some of you take it way too seriously! Take it as a joke! If you dont like it, move to next, no need to fume at members! Some people (like me) like babies, others hate them. Simple as that.

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by Regan L. 1+ years ago

Q: How did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken's back.

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by rachel s. 1+ years ago

I have some for you: Q: What's worse then a hundred babies stapled to a tree? A: One baby stapled to a hundred trees. Q: How do you get 100 babies into the glove compartment of a convertible? A: With a Blender. Q: How do you get them out? With a Straw. Q: What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Cadillac? A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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by a. l. 1+ years ago

wtf???

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by Kurt C. 1+ years ago

Oh come on guys, no need to flame. It's just a joke, I doubt he takes any of this seriously. There isn't anything wrong with a little dark humor once in a while, as long as we keep the darkness out of our real lives.

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by miguel c. 1+ years ago

q:what baby was hit on the head and got fucking crazy in the future A:you asshole

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by Andy P. 1+ years ago

hahaha finally someone to show these baby loving assholes! thanks man. like come on, ther ugly. they shit everywhere. they cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry. and they just cry for attention, they dont even fucking need anything. ther fucking annoying

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by g. j. 1+ years ago

do you want more Q: who is a creep who enjoys killing babies A: you asshole

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by ashlee h. 1+ years ago

i find this highly offensive as i have a young baby.

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by emma w. 1+ years ago

thats disgustin. what the hell is your problem?

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by Mark S. 1+ years ago

Hmmm..that's a little twisted and sick. 1/10

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by jeania b. 1+ years ago

wow...um...i think that was kind of uncalled for!

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CJ57P_Awwww...arnt babys cute.....

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