May I Buy You A Cocktail?

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A Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself

Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'

Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'

Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'

Maxine: 'No, they spread.

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: bar, drinking men, women, relationships sex, sexuality

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by CAJE C. 1+ years ago

I think that's a problem with every woman.

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by BB g. 1+ years ago

I love ur jokes, they're sooo funny! Thanks!

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by Chloe L. 1+ years ago

Dats just wrong!!!!

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by Harmony H. 1+ years ago

LOL.

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

omg lol

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by Maria A. 1+ years ago

That is hilarious! Smart reply!

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by Brandon L. 1+ years ago

HAHA!!! 10/10

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