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a man walks up to 2 guys and says, "i'm going to kill both of you but, you each get 1 last request."

the first man says- "i would like to hear that song achy breaky heart 1 more time."

the second man says-"kill me first"

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by DM692 1+ years ago

Good for a quick laugh!

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by Amanda M. 1+ years ago

That one made me giggle

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by Sarah M. 1+ years ago

OMG if she likes the joke, she should be allowed to say so, give her a break!!

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by Cary G. 1+ years ago

Terrible joke!

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by Destiny Ann d. 1+ years ago

hey if she wants to comment her own joke let her!

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by Destiny Ann d. 1+ years ago

lol love it hate the whole robby ray hanah montana crap group

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by LiTtLe MiSs RaNdOm. .. 1+ years ago

extremely sad u commented ur own,...but....it is pretty funny

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by sarah d. 1+ years ago

omg that is soooo funny!!

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