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CEO Leaps tall buildings on a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives Policy to God

Project Manager Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if sea is calm Talks to God

Senior Analyst Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Talks with God if special permission is approved

Systems Analyst Barely clears a Quonset hut Loses tug of war with a switch engine Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by God

Programmer Analyst Makes high marks on walls when trying to leap tall buildings Is run over by locomotives Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Calls swimming "Staying Alive In The Water" Talks to animals

Programmer Runs into buildings Recognizes locomotives two out of three times Is not issued ammunition Can stay afloat with a life jacket Talks to walls

Project Clerk Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building Says look at the choo-choo Wets himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Mumbles to himself

Administrative Assistant Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the tracks Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them Freezes water with a single glance Is a god

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