The Jewish and Chinese Pilots

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Jewish and Chinese Pilots.

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.

His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'

'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.

'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic.'

'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same.'

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by jacquie t. 1+ years ago

prolly one of the funniest things ive heard in a long time

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by tony w. 1+ years ago

oh damn, lmao rofling, earlier today during computer class i saw this and got in trouble for laughing so hard...

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by Silver I. 1+ years ago

Haha Nice One ^.^

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

HAHA true say

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by Destiny G. 1+ years ago

lol

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by Bob B. 1+ years ago

There's a comic picture that's on this site that's the same thing, but I think this one's better.

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by Gladys B. 1+ years ago

.. no mattah! lmao

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by Ashlee A. 1+ years ago

lol

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