Your mum is so fat...
Her blood type is sugar
When she stepped on the scales it said to be continued
People cut off her rolls and feed Africa
When i had sex with her i rolled over twice and i was still on the biatch
Her shadow weighs 100 pounds
Yo momma is so ugly...
When she visited the zoo the zoo keeper tried to put her back in the cage
They put her face in dough to make monster cookies
When she went to a stripper bar they paid her to keep her clothes on ("That got you to college")
Her mono brow is longer than the great wall of China
She uses a line of make-up called 'why bother'
Yo momma is so dumb...
She tripped over a cordless phone
When she got locked in a supermarket she starved to death because she was waiting for someone to serve her
She got hit by a parked car
She sat on the tv and watched the couch
Yo momma is so old...
Her birth certificate says expired
She sat behind Jesus in the third grade
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