One Lazy Morning

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Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. Ralph suddenly said, 'Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.'

'Now why would you want me to do something like that?' Mary asked.

'I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff...'

'What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?'

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by Duckerdoo 1+ years ago

lol, burn...

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