A man walks into a drug store and asks the clerk where the tampons were. She told them where they were and so he left. 5 minutes later he comes back some string and some cotton balls. "i thought you were looking for tampons?" "Well, i was but then i got to thinking. I sent my wife to the store to buy me some cigarettes and she came back with rolling paper and tobacco. And so if i have to roll mine, so does she."