Jesus in a Bar

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An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfie are in a bar. They're staring at another man. Suddenly the Irishman says, 'It's Jesus!' Sure enough,it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint Of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a Bottle of Molson Canadian.

Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement, 'My God! the arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle.'

Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God. 'What's wrong, my son?' asked Jesus.

The Newfie shouts, 'F*** off, I'm on workers compensation.'


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by Taxon n. 1+ years ago

shouldnt make jokes like that not coo

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by Emma G. 1+ years ago

i get the joke, but whats a Newfie??? =D=D=D

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago


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by Josh C. 1+ years ago

i don't know what the rest of these people are thinking, but personally if my nieces weren't sleeping i would be laughing till i cried.. nice joke

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago

I dun get this

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by jeania b. 1+ years ago

didnt get it at first...kind of funny!

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