The Little Boy and the Priest

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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man

reading a book, and noticed he had his collar

on backwards. The little boy asked why he

wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a Priest, said:

'I am a Father.'

The little boy replied:

'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar

like that.'

The priest looked up from his book

and answered:

'I am the Father of many.'

The boy said:

'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two

grandchildren and he doesn't wear

his collar that way!'

The Priest, getting impatient, said:

'I am the Father of hundreds'

and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for

a while, then leaned over and said:

'Maybe you should wear a condom and

your pants backwards instead of your



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by Vern A. 1+ years ago

He could've of just said, 'I'm a priest'

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by John G. 1+ years ago

if i were that preist i would laugh my religious ass off

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by CAJE C. 1+ years ago

I dont see why the priest couldn't just say it's his godly apparel or some shit like that instead of confusing the poor kid.

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by man with n. 1+ years ago

smart kid!!!!!!

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

hahahahah thats rich

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago


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