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The worst things i have witnessed people say to a homeleless person.

1. Got change mate?

2. Get a job!

3. Hey look its jesus

4. Are you under paid, Or out of work?

5. I fucked your mum

6. Give me all your money or ill stab you!

7. Use deodrant!

8. Take a shower

9. how much for the dog?

10. Do you want some toner?

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

thats a horrific joke

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by Ha Ha Girl >_< .. 1+ years ago

It was what they witnessed was the worst, they didnt SAY anything!!!

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by Laura A. 1+ years ago

oh god I witnessed number 10 aswell this salesman in a rich blacksuit walked up to a homeless guy on the street and asked "sir, would you like to buy toner ofr your printer" I was standing a few feet away. The poor guys face changed into a smiles, then he frowned and in the end he stood up and walked away. It was horrible but the guy in the suit was like "what? why are you looking at me like that?" at which I turned around and couldn't help saying "your toner sucks, he didn't like it" the old lady next to me burst out laughing and the man walked off annoyed.... >.> true story

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by Prince E. 1+ years ago

Not only was it a joke, not a personal history, the writer didn't claim to say those things; "The worst things I have witnessed people say..." The use of the word 'worse' rather suggests that this isn't an advertisement either. Relax, people, and weed out the actual... tasteless material on this site. Regards, Prince Edwin

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by toni a. 1+ years ago

oh come on people, it was funny! this is funny.com not real life stories... nice man!

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by Shauna S. 1+ years ago

by the way, thats not a joke and its really rude.

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by Jessica C. 1+ years ago

It is not very nice of you

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by Jessica C. 1+ years ago

Thatis the worst joke i have ever heard.

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by Jeff Z. 1+ years ago

this is horrible...

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