A ninja, a daredevil, and George Bush are having a meal at a restaurant and they start a discussion about the family business, the ninja says "I think my kid will be a great ninja when he grows up, he's killed 5 enemies already", the daredevil says "I think my son will be a great daredevil, he's ridden over 4 ramps on his trike" "What about your girls Bush should they be President" asked the ninja
To which Bush replied "Hell no, with the job I've done its way to fucking dangerous."
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