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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leaped toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I just shit my pants"

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"


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by Jenna H. 1+ years ago

haha, poor old guy...and reporter, good one

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by abby k. 1+ years ago

omg that is sooooooo funny lol

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by den m. 1+ years ago

i don't get it

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by Kieran w. 1+ years ago

holy shit i cant stop laughing

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by Dee lo 1+ years ago

LOVED it. laughed out loud for a while there hahaha

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