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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."


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by Amanda M. 1+ years ago


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by notsayin t. 1+ years ago

its not really making fun of cripples just drunkin idiots

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by Haley F. 1+ years ago

lol :-D sounds like something on a tv show

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by Katie N. 1+ years ago

lmao thts not nice but its still funny ;]

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by Tina S. 1+ years ago

Whoever said it's not funny to make fun of the handicap never read this joke lmao

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by Christian H. 1+ years ago

Copy pirate...

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by veto l. 1+ years ago

im finding this guy and building him a shrine!

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by chrissy l. 1+ years ago

super funny

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by Frank P. 1+ years ago

lol. hilarious !

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by Shauna S. 1+ years ago


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