A 4 year old kid went into the room and saw his Dad masturbating."WHAT'S THAT LONG THING DAD?",said the kid
"this is my private part." said the dad
3 DAYS PASSED THEN THE BOY SAW A MAN PEEING HE PULLED AS MUCH AS HE CAN ON THE MAN'S DICK AND SAID:
"YOU STOLE MY DAD'S PRIVATE PART YO FUCKER!"