DIEareha (yes. its herpes related)

mark as unread

im not trying 2 copy that guy's joke that's titled DIEvorce, but here's a story that i made up that's pretty much true.

one day, a lady named dianne reha got a boyfriend. she found him on the internet. it turned out he was a dog, but who cares, she married him anyway.

one day, she was listening to the origional peanut butter and jelly time with a dancing bananna icon and heard her daughter (she's a chocolate lab. how adorabul!) scream the words HERPES! yes, her husband had herpes. so she shot herself but before that she filed for a DIEvorce. the end.

PS and they lived happily ever after without her.

THE REAL END.

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By

Stats

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 7 of 7 discussions       sort by: newest

+1 thumb down thumb up
by Mario H. 1+ years ago

lol

Reply to Mario H.'s comment
+2 thumb down thumb up
by allie k. 1+ years ago

omg... that doesn't even make sense.

Reply to allie k.'s comment
+1 thumb down thumb up
by Olivia P. 1+ years ago

Wow. You give us this, and you have the gall to tell other people that their jokes suck?

Reply to Olivia P.'s comment
+1 thumb down thumb up
by anthony s. 1+ years ago

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Reply to anthony s.'s comment
+2 thumb down thumb up
by bry n. 1+ years ago

that is a REALY bad joke, oh and how can a story that you made up be pretty much true?

Show 1 replies to this comment

+1 thumb down thumb up
by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

This joke makes me want to kill myself.

Show 1 replies to this comment

+1 thumb down thumb up
by Patricia R. 1+ years ago

YAY! what? i just felt like saying yay! jeez.

Reply to Patricia R.'s comment
CIS2N_DIEareha (yes. its herpes related)

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

INbqJqcbcNpgPSfVAShWRw
0