DIEareha (yes. its herpes related)

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im not trying 2 copy that guy's joke that's titled DIEvorce, but here's a story that i made up that's pretty much true.

one day, a lady named dianne reha got a boyfriend. she found him on the internet. it turned out he was a dog, but who cares, she married him anyway.

one day, she was listening to the origional peanut butter and jelly time with a dancing bananna icon and heard her daughter (she's a chocolate lab. how adorabul!) scream the words HERPES! yes, her husband had herpes. so she shot herself but before that she filed for a DIEvorce. the end.

PS and they lived happily ever after without her.



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by Mario H. 1+ years ago


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by allie k. 1+ years ago

omg... that doesn't even make sense.

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by Olivia P. 1+ years ago

Wow. You give us this, and you have the gall to tell other people that their jokes suck?

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by anthony s. 1+ years ago


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by bry n. 1+ years ago

that is a REALY bad joke, oh and how can a story that you made up be pretty much true?

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

This joke makes me want to kill myself.

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by Patricia R. 1+ years ago

YAY! what? i just felt like saying yay! jeez.

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