im not trying 2 copy that guy's joke that's titled DIEvorce, but here's a story that i made up that's pretty much true.
one day, a lady named dianne reha got a boyfriend. she found him on the internet. it turned out he was a dog, but who cares, she married him anyway.
one day, she was listening to the origional peanut butter and jelly time with a dancing bananna icon and heard her daughter (she's a chocolate lab. how adorabul!) scream the words HERPES! yes, her husband had herpes. so she shot herself but before that she filed for a DIEvorce. the end.
PS and they lived happily ever after without her.
THE REAL END.
Wow. You give us this, and you have the gall to tell other people that their jokes suck?
that is a REALY bad joke, oh and how can a story that you made up be pretty much true?