I don't mind most Christian jokes, and I understand how to some people who openly mock Christianity how this would be funny, but this is not a joke. It is open mocking of Christianity. No one can claim "Oh lighten up, this is a joke." because I've met tons of idiots who take the Bible out of context to make it look bad and have used these same arguments. This is not a joke, and poorly mocking the Bible isn't funny either. If you thinking mocking Christianity is funny, wait until someone mocks something important to you. I doubt you will find it funny even if they claim "IT'S JUST A JOKE, DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY."

Well all of you are wrong. The world wasn't created by God. First there was Chaos, then Gaia, Tartaros, and Eros came into being. After that, Gaia Gave birth to Cronos and the other Titans, then Cronos and Rhea gave birth to Zeus and the Olympians then here we have it... The World!!!

She is correct Arrow, so be before makind dumb comments at least make sure your correct as well k and Bob, your a moron. She has every right to state her opinion and she's absolutely correct.

no this joke just shows how people are kinda stupid

This is not a racist joke people, im athiest do you think i give a shit if other people express thier religion no, and its called THE FIRST AMENDMANT peope. on to the joke funniest one was #4 hands down

i love this joke! im telling it to all my jesus freak friends(pretty much 1 or 2)and to all you jesus freaks who hate this joke, grow up, get somthing else to hate. spin the wheel of hate like Rush Limbaugh. focus your hate on something else like, Canadians, Porto rico or democrats. just stop hating other religions. (including atheism)

Firstly, modern-day Christians (often) don't just "pick and choose" old testament passages. However, lots of stuff in Exodus and Leviticus was meant specifically for Jews, and SOME of it was later changed in the New testament. Homosexuality happens to be mentioned in the old testament, and reiterated in the new testament. A lot of the penalties were lessened though, seeing as Jesus took a kinder approach. Secondly, it's worth mentioning that number 7 was clearly a misinterpretation of scripture ~_o Even if all the rest was was trying to defend that the bible is "no longer against" homosexuality using sarcasm, the twisting of words here strongly hurts the case ~_o Anyway, I thought the joke was kinda funny, and understand the humour ^_^

for the record i think this joke is a good one with regards to Greg S. people died protecting the bible......... and let's not forget martin luther translated it from greek, aramaic and hebrew, not latin, and was not looking for money and neither were a whole lot of other people after him......... The bible got too numerous in copies to have been changed.......and besides.......did the Papacy have to change it to have power? no they just ensured nobody could read it. John D. in the new testimont laws changed because things then revolved around loving Jesus and having good motives(which ya'll have if ya love Jesus). Instead of the OT way of "making atonement". to Katrina G. i don't want to sound up myself but seriously, am i a dumbass that believes in christanity without reason? It's a scientific theory, can't people understand that??? do not say "the fact that" without good reason......in QLD australia, it is not "common knowledge". IF YOU DISAGREE, DON'T JUST THUMBS DOWN, EMAIL ME WITH REASONING. yowiegunner@hotmail.com

For christians, the OT law is not supposed to be used. They are supposed to follow the "new covenant" of Jesus. But Jesus didnt say anything about homo's so they refer back to the previous law (in a pick and choose kinda manner). I dont mean to be offensive by the way, I'm totally down for the new testement, just not for the hypocrites who go to the church I used to go to.

"Why can't I own Canadians?" Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

"Why can't I own Canadians?" I was wondering the same thing ^^

love the joke!!!

woooooow it was just a joke ppl i understand that it may be somehow offensive but it is not a true statment. JUST A JOKE

wow guys relax golly-g-wiz

did you acedentally put an "E", Or are you makin her a baby?!! lol

The fact that random entries were put into the bible after the fact is common knowlege. People will do anything to benifit themselves. especially if they have enough power to do such a thing as adding or subtracting to the bible. As far as alison... I dont even remember who you are or what you said. But it was probably somthing stupid.

Im a christian but i do think this is pretty funny. Im not offended by it though, people need to learn not to be so narrowminded and laugh at themselves for once. its not like its the end of the world as we know it.

OMG.... awesome letter. If this were truly the way to live your life, then prisons should not exist

a little bit disrespectful, but as I am a confirmed atheist, I found it funny =D

wow some people took this a bit too seriously. Okay well Allison D have you ever noticed that last passage in the bible that says "anyone who changes or alters the bible in any fashioned have eternal death" yeah well you know who wrote that? damndest thing. It was a random monk who was sick of people adding and subtracting passages from the bible for their own self profit. So actually you never know what your reading or who put it in there. So go F*ck yourself Allison. No one likes you. Die alone