One day, a blonde was trying to cook. She put a plastic bag on the stove when it was on high. So the house burned down. The neighbors called the fire department because the blond said she couldn't. The fire department showed up and saw nothing left but ashes on the ground. One firefighter asked the blond," Why the HELL couldn't you call us?" She asked," Well, your phone number is 911, right?" He answered," Yes." She said," Well, DUHHHHHH, there's no 11 button on the phone!!!"