The blonde was driving a car, and she drove it right into a very deep lake. They were about to drown, when an angel came down saying, "I will give you each one chance to change into anything you want to save yourselves."
The readhead said, "Fish!" and she swam away.
The brunette said, "Hawk!" and she flew away.
The blonde got a foot cramp and said, "CRAP!" and she will forever be poop.
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