7 Kinds Of Sex

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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet Someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner For a short time and you are so needy you will Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner For a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and You usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner For too long When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun In the afternoon and Nun at night.(Ver y Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any More. She takes you to court and screws you In front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.

I have enough problems of my own !

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by emma l. 1+ years ago

Derp.

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

What if you have a constant threesome that kinda just rolls and tumbles all around the house, even outdoors? hehe

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by irene w. 1+ years ago

this wasn't very funny

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by towna c. 1+ years ago

What do you call sex, when you been with a person for a while and you have sex all the time but not always in the bed room?

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by Zwienda 1+ years ago

Mr. Funny Moe

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by veto l. 1+ years ago

the art of a master...(breathless...cause of laughing ut loud sooo much!)

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by Nick M. 1+ years ago

Moe you are a true funnyman, a true funnyman keep 'em comin.

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by hitman .. 1+ years ago

moe ur a legend

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by Brett M. 1+ years ago

Another great joke by Moelicious. Hold your head high good sir!

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by Erica V. 1+ years ago

i think u missed side "B" of religous sex; u have sex religously ; P

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