A Bad Day At The Golf Course

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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them, and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

"Still holding the cow's tail up I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'"

"I don't remember much after that "

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