Why do women skydivers wear a cup? So they don't whistle on the way down.
Why do cavemen drag women around by there hair and not there feet? So they dont fill up with rocks.
Why did God give women legs? So they don't leave snail trails.
How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all just sit in the dark and bitch about it.
Why is the wedding dress white? So the dishwasher matches the stove and the fridge.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Why do women from texas have bowed legs? Because cowboys like to eat with there hats on.
You know how women with big breasts work at Hooters? Where do women with one leg work? IHOP
What is the biggest joke of all time? Women's rights.
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People, there is no need to be offended by jokes. This is a joke site. Guess what people share here? Jokes. Jokes are defined as amusing matters that aren't meant to be taken seriously. Do not take jokes further than they need be taken.
This is sexist. Not funny. Not a good joke. You are an asshole.Now, I'm all for jokes making fun of men and women, but making fun of womens rights is only done by asshole, dick-faced, shit-eaters such as you. I find that if you wish to make a joke, remember that making fun of people CAN go too far. Why men get more rights, I don't know. I find that men are either assholes, idiots, sexist, or live in their moms basement.