Why do you put a baby foot first into the blender? To see the expression on his face.
Why do you put a baby head first into the blender? To see his toes curl up.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a living one in the center eating his way out.
What's the difference between a dead baby and my wife? I don't kiss my wife after sex.
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