I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are on the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car, and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it, he was a DWARF! He storms over to my truck, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?' And that's when the fight started.