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Examination Instructions:

1. Please write all answers between the lines. 2. No part of this answer book may be rolled and smoked. 3. No children of students are allowed to participate. 4. Please leave all firearms in the possession of parole officers. 5. Bribes will be accepted at a minimum of R300.00 6. If this exam does not match the one that you bought in advance notify the examiner.

QUESTION 1

Elias has an AK 47 with 2 magazines taped together, each holding 30 rounds. If he misses 8 out of 10 shots, how many drive-by taxi shootings can he attend before having to reload?

QUESTION 2

Phineas has a 12-seater minibus, to avoid discomfort he never carries more than 23 people. Assuming each passenger weighs 85kg, and piles 35kg of luggage on the roof, he drives at 140 km/hr and that his brakes are 25% efficient, what would his stopping distance be?

a) 300 m b) 600 m c) 10 m d) Depends if there is another passenger to pick up.

Seeing you only need 35% to pass these days, two questions should do it!

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