A Little Guy

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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.

“This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.”

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

i feel sorry for the llittle guy. sounds like a really terrible day.

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

omahgod that is funny, poor biker i bet he felt sympathy until he heard tht last sentence!

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by nana u. 1+ years ago

hehex......hahax......tis joke make me laugh......xx=) cheers

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by chsjj s. 1+ years ago

OH.

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by Shane P. 1+ years ago

almost as funny as the shirt I seen on ShirtBuys.com

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by Cassandra B. 1+ years ago

thats what you get you meaniehead biker (for lack of a better word) lol

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by Alberto B. 1+ years ago

hahahahahahhahahaha

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by bob c. 1+ years ago

lollollollollollollollollollollol

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by Destiny G. 1+ years ago

kind of sad but still funny

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by jennifer g. 1+ years ago

lmao! hilarious!

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by mikayla j. 1+ years ago

lmao funny..

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by Destiny Ann d. 1+ years ago

omg too funny love it!

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by alvaro b. 1+ years ago

funny

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by Amer A. 1+ years ago

i remember this from a couple months ago...this is about 95% different from the original

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