Things Girls Don't Know: A response from a girl.

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Guys are more emotional than you think [r] Girls are as emotional as you think. We don't try to hide it.

Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. [r] Well I'd hope so! Jeez. Girls are always thinking about the one they truly care about.

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. =] [r] Then give us a reason to smile. If we smile a lot, but you're not saying anything smile-worthy, she likes you. Oh, and girls go crazy over a guy's smile.

Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. [r] So we've noticed. But usually we peg you as an idiot, scoff, and turn away.

Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. [r] Girls hate it when you /compare/ us to your ex.

A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. [r] Soon as you stop flirting with three hundred girls a day.

Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. [r] And yet you always complain if we ask how much you love us...

Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. [r] Yeah, right. That explains how prostitutes are rakin in the cash.

Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out [r] If we do that, we're doing nothing but trying to make sure you're interested in something important we have to tell you. Therefore, you should keep bugging us about it until we tell you. I promise, we will.

Girls are guys' weaknesses. [r] It is the other way around. What do you /think/ girls talk about at sleepovers?

Guys are very open about themselves [r] Sure they are. Girls are more open. They actually tell you things.

If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him more than anything else. [r] Are you sure you're not gay? Like, for real?

A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you [r] And if we swear at you angrily when you do, don't get upset.

Guys love you more than you love them. [r] Im-fuckin-possible.

Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot [r] And we use the words "Nice ass" to describe guys. Deal with it.

No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. [r] Back to the prostitute thing...

Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped [r] You better. I want you to listen, and to smile and laugh with me. Not to be like "Oh, honey, let me get you some tea and a foot-massage." That's why we have girl friends. Not saying our friends give us foot massages...

Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant [r] Seriously, you have to be gay. Just so you know, girls are way more like that. A guy's smile can set us into a tailspin for a month.

If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. [r] Girls are used to you being stupid, so chill.

If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. [r] Great to know. -cough-

When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that [r] Well duh. No guy has said that since, like, the nineties. And jayyesswhykay, girls are always crazy about the guy they like.

When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." [r] What the fuck? Why can't you just say "Not too great." when we ask how you are?

If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. [r] Puh-lease. Every girl knows that.

When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them. [r] We're just fishing for compliments. We actually are going crazy with celebration on the inside.

When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. [r] Yeah, probably something along the lines of "Who ate my fucking meatball sub?!"

A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes [r] So do girls, they just like to talk about them more than you stupid-ass guys do. So if we say that we're "Not too bad, I guess", dont' say "That's good. gtg, bye"

Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. [r] ...only gay guys say the word "snob". Nuff said.

Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. [r] Scroll through my text inbox. I'm sure you'll be surprised.

Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. [r] And girls will never understand how guys can be so insensitive, but sweet at the same time.

A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. [r] Maybe if you'd stop making stupid lists like this and spent time with one you'd know a little more.

No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it [r] I've said it once, I'll say it again: You guys are stupid as ass.

Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them...just most. good guys' are a dieing breed [r] Duh. Or else no girl would have a boyfriend.

Guy's love it when girls talk about their boobs. [r] Horny bastard.

When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually [r] Nooo, really? I thought he wanted to have an intelligent convo about Beethoven.

Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs [r] Well stop tickling us! We don't like it. Really.

Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts. [r] ...what? How does that make sense, even?

When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. [r] Girls do that all the time. And duh.

Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probaly still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life. [r] Hm. Interesting.

So, in conclusion: •This guy is gay. •Girls knew half this stuff. •Guys need brains.

End of story. =]


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by Dustin M. 1+ years ago

for some of this you (whatever gilr put this up) have right and merit but becase one guy is actually not an ass all the time it doesnt mean hes gay. for the record im not either, and not just gay guys use the word snob

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