yo mama so fat, her first zit was mount Everest
yo mama so stupid, shes the CEO if Stupid inc.
yo mama so ugly, a zoo keeper accidentally put a sign on
her that said, no feeding the horses.
yo mama to fat,she makes Jupiter stare.
yo mama like a roller coaster, with every curve someone barfs!
yo mama smells so bad, her farts are minty fresh!
you mama sings so bad, cats think someone is opening a tuna can.
yo mama smells so bad, the garbage truck picked her up.
yo mama sweats so bad, her deodorant starts to perspire.
yo mama sweats so bad, it brought a whole new meaning to flood.
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its my first time even thinking of something like this. so i'm not good at yo mam jokes.
Yo mama's so stupid she decided to raise you so you could one day make us waste 20 seconds reading something which isn't funny...
If you use any of these ever, expect a punch in the face.
I HOPE UR NOT PLANNING TO TAKE THOSE ON THE ROAD :(