everyone stops and stares at yo mama

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yo mama so fat, her first zit was mount Everest

yo mama so stupid, shes the CEO if Stupid inc.

yo mama so ugly, a zoo keeper accidentally put a sign on

her that said, no feeding the horses.

yo mama to fat,she makes Jupiter stare.

yo mama like a roller coaster, with every curve someone barfs!

yo mama smells so bad, her farts are minty fresh!

you mama sings so bad, cats think someone is opening a tuna can.

yo mama smells so bad, the garbage truck picked her up.

yo mama sweats so bad, her deodorant starts to perspire.

yo mama sweats so bad, it brought a whole new meaning to flood.

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by justin o. 1+ years ago

its my first time even thinking of something like this. so i'm not good at yo mam jokes.

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by Duke A. 1+ years ago

Yo mama's so stupid she decided to raise you so you could one day make us waste 20 seconds reading something which isn't funny...

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by Russ l. 1+ years ago

If you use any of these ever, expect a punch in the face.

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by jeania b. 1+ years ago

I HOPE UR NOT PLANNING TO TAKE THOSE ON THE ROAD :(

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by Roisin O. 1+ years ago

None of them are funny.

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CIJ3F_everyone stops and stares at yo mama

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