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Lawn Care E-Mail Application This is a E-Mail application, so you need to send it back by E-Mail. Please provide the following information. All applications a submitted to owners of company.

Name: Last: Johnson Middle initial:K First:Mat

Home Address:Some where out there City:B.F.E. State: Unknown Zip: 00911

Birthdate: Current Occupation: sitting home playing on the computer

Date You Can Start: right now( meaning this second.) Wages Expected: 300 a day

Please provide all of the work history thats related to this, if none please list other jobs.

Job History:1

Employer: Starting Wage: Address: Ending Wage: City: State: Zip: Dates Employed: To: Reason For Leaving: Phone #:

Job History:2

Employer: Starting Wage: Address: Ending Wage: City: State: Zip: Dates Employed To: Reason For Leaving: Phone #:

Job History:3

Employer: Starting Wage: Address: Ending Wage: City: State: Zip: Dates Employed: To: Reason For Leaving: Phone #:

Job History:4

Employer: Starting Wage: Address: Ending Wage: City: State: Zip Dates Employed: To: Reason For Leaving: Phone #:

Job History:5

Employer: Starting Wage: Address: Ending Wage: City: State: Zip: Dates Employed: To: Reason For Leaving: Phone #:

Please provide information on military status, if none please check put no on first line and skip.

Have you ever served in the military? NO! If So: Dates:

Were you discharge? If So:Why:

Are you a veteran:

Please answer all questions to best of your knowledge, if unsure leave blank. Please explain if you answer yes to any of the following questions.

Do you have any back problems? Yes! I have a monkey on my back making me test everything. Since he put up a website. (If so please tell us why and how long)

Do you have any emotional problems that will keep you from performing your duties? Yes. I have to work with you. It scares me and makes me cry.

Do you have any physical problems that will keep you from performing your duties? Yes. I am too pretty for this job.

Please read and answer carefully. Any answer given will be considered. All part of job duties.

Can you pick up 100lbs by yourself? yes, using a forklift.

Can you stand working in the heat? yes, when it is in the kitchen

Does mowing a yard bother you? yes, I have to walk

Do you have a valid drive license? no, damn police.

Do you how to work homes? yes, just take a slugehammer and a wrecking ball to it. If not we will consider training.

What do you know about the jobs that are listed on our website? working on a car means having to hot wire it, right?

Please answer all of the following questions, leave none blank.

Driver license #: 123 get the hell out of my way.

State issued: AR

Do you own a vehicle: 199 peice of crap.

Do you have a reliable way to work: does a police car count?

Do you own a pick-up truck: No

Can you work full-time: yeah,3 hours working 5 hours sleeping

Can you provide proof to work in us: yeah. will a police record work?

Please read.

lawn care is a small based company based here in We do not discriminate against anyone for any reason. This is a right to work state and anyone can be turned down for employment. The owners of lawn care have the right to refuse anyone for work. If hired Employment can be terminated at anytime. All hiring and terminations are handled by the owners. By initialing here you have agreed to the terms of .

Type name here: Date: (These serve as signatures).

One of the owners of lawn care will be contacting you within 5-10 business days. If called in for a interview please have license and social security card with you. Thank you for your interest in employment lawn care. Owners

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