A while ago one of my friend's friend's was telling everyone what had happened at his school.
There was an assembly for the girl's volley ball team or something and they had a special guest and the guest was a man talking in volley ball terms.
He said pointing to every last team member "Who wants to see me nail every one of these girls here?"
The whole school cheered, and the girls shifted uncomfortably.
It was really funny when he told it because he was trying to build something. He had a hammer in his hand and long peices of wood laid out in front of him.
After he told the little story he was like "Now who wants to see me nail every one of these here?"