lettuce and tomato yummy mayo!

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so there was a teenage boy and he had to share a bnk bed with his little brother who was 7 and he invited s girlfriend over to have sex forgetting he had a bunk with his brother he said they had to be very quiet that night night she said ok he said say tomato for a different posotion and lettuce for it harder so they started and the girl says......

LETTUCE

TOMATO

LETTUCE

TOMATO

STOP I CANT GET PREGNET

so the little brother says stop making sandwichs up there your getting mayo on my face!

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