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The New Girlfriend

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A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.

Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'

She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by Joel E. 1+ years ago

It's sad, but before having a date with any girl now, I ask, "Do you, or have you ever had a penis." Just to make sure that this problem doesn't come up.

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by Jack F. 1+ years ago

Cue the awkward silence...

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by Brittany H. 1+ years ago

oh....wow....thats...EnGENIOUSED!!

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

WOW AWESOMENESS

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by Dara D. 1+ years ago

O_O OMG XD

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by Seth T. 1+ years ago

pwned

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by cameron c. 1+ years ago

pwned

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by Cameron S. 1+ years ago

lmao means Laughing My Ass Of. Emma G. And I am.

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

that was good

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by Destiny G. 1+ years ago

i have to say Moe ur one of the Funniest ppl i kno ;p please keep it comin luv ya

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by Dominique H. 1+ years ago

Lmao, ii would have ran up out of there!

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by Emma G. 1+ years ago

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!! what does Imao mean??

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by ♦Deathvirus♦ 1+ years ago

HAHAHAHA

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago

lol =D

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by veto l. 1+ years ago

dee art of ahh mastah...

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by sarah d. 1+ years ago

lol thats soooooooooo funny

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by sterling s. 1+ years ago

dude! lmao!

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by Andromeda Y. 1+ years ago

ROFLMAO!!!

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by Lilly R. 1+ years ago

i actually laughed out loud!

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by mary c. 1+ years ago

dont get it. is she a man or summthing?

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by hitman .. 1+ years ago

eughhhh yuck

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by PINK g. 1+ years ago

VERY FUNNY :)

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by tori l. 1+ years ago

lol!

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by Saul H. 1+ years ago

real nice

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by cindy c. 1+ years ago

niceeeeeeeee

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