A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'
It's sad, but before having a date with any girl now, I ask, "Do you, or have you ever had a penis." Just to make sure that this problem doesn't come up.
lmao means Laughing My Ass Of. Emma G. And I am.
i have to say Moe ur one of the Funniest ppl i kno ;p please keep it comin luv ya
Lmao, ii would have ran up out of there!