1) If a dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus jump off of a bridge at the same time, who hits the water first? ---The dumb blonde, because the other two don't exist!
2) A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all jump off a building at the same time. Who will hit the ground first? ---I don't know, but definetly not the blonde because she will stop and ask for directions!
3) A blonde girl and her brunette friend were having lunch, when the brunette noticed the blonde had a tampon behind her ear. So the brunette asked her friend, "Why do you have a tampon behind your ear?" Puzzled, the blonde replied, "Oh shit. Where's my pencil?"
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