Two drunks at the hotel bar

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A couple of men were getting drunk at their hotels bar. Downing drink after drink,, they started complaining about their jobs.

"You know why I hate my job? I'm surrounded by pussies. Everywhere I look, pussies, nothing but pussies."

The other guy goes, "That's nothing! I work with a bunch of assholes. Nothing but assholes, how would you like to find yourself surrounded by assholes?"

Overhearing the loud drunks, a waitress leaned over to her coworker and said "I hate it when the gynecologist and proctologists conferences are booked at the same time."

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: bar, drinking health sex, sexuality word fun (puns, riddles)

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by emily e. 1+ years ago

SHIT!

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by chad b. 1+ years ago

well holy shit! something original!

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CIH9J_Two drunks at the hotel bar

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