A couple of men were getting drunk at their hotels bar. Downing drink after drink,, they started complaining about their jobs.
"You know why I hate my job? I'm surrounded by pussies. Everywhere I look, pussies, nothing but pussies."
The other guy goes, "That's nothing! I work with a bunch of assholes. Nothing but assholes, how would you like to find yourself surrounded by assholes?"
Overhearing the loud drunks, a waitress leaned over to her coworker and said "I hate it when the gynecologist and proctologists conferences are booked at the same time."