Christmas parrot

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A man was looking for a great pet. He went to a local petshop and the owner took him to the bird section. He let the man look at many birds, untill he came across a very colorful parrot. The owner said "This parrot is very special! When you light his legs on fire, he sings christmas carols! Watch!" The man pulled out a lighter and lit his right leg on fire. The bird sang "Jingle bells jingle bells" Then the owner lit his left leg on fire and the bird sang, " I've been dreaming of a white christmas!" The man said "Oh let me try!" lit the parrots butt on fair and the parrot sang "Cheastnuts roasting on an open fire!!!!!"

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