A woman was receiving a tour of a hospital when she came across a patient furiously masturbating.
"Excuse me," the lady said. "Why is this man masturbating in his bed?"
"Well," the nurse answered. "He has a condition where he must regularly stimulate his penis every day in order to retain proper function."
Further along the tour, the same woman saw a man receiving a blow job from a nurse.
"How could you possibly explain this man!" the woman shouted.
"Same problem, better health care."
submitted: 1+ years ago
viewed: 4,319 times