...in my pants!
"Well, now I have a boner from looking at that girl. My mom and sister are here, I hope they're proud.
hes thinking how easy it would be to pull 1 teeny string and then hell be able to see the only pair hell ever see
Yeah, go ahead, cross your arms, it won't help to hide your boner...
Nature's "built-in" compass, that is why us men never need to stop and ask for directions.