There was a German, an American and a Blonde.
The German said he was the first on Mars.
The American said he was the first on the moon.
The blonde said she would be the first one on the sun. The German and the American laughed. "How are you gonna do that?!" they asked.
The Blond smiled and said "I have a secret... I'll go at night."
What the hell? The Germans never went anywhere in space - especially not Mars, which WE haven't been to!! This is a crappy repost with horrible information. I give it a -4/10.
lololol. its like that family guy episode when brian is dating jllian and she's talking to the family and she says "you know, the reason the sun and the moon are always (not a direct quote, sry) blah blah blah cant remember*** is because theyre the same person!!!"