) Why do you all wish we were more like John Cusack? no answer...
2) Do you or don’t you want us to open the door for you? open it. its sweet.
3) How can you look so cute in pigtails? because it reminds you of younger woman. duh.
4)Why the fascination with Harrison Ford? He’s old enough to be your father, for crying out loud? no answer..
5) When you ask "Does this look okay?" do you want honesty or support? support. but mix honesty in there and you might get slapped..we dont care what other people think. only what you do.
6) How can you complain endlessly about having "so much work to do" and then find the time to go shopping or talk to someone on the phone for two hours? uhm. because shopping = fun work = headache
7) Do you ever get tired of watching The Sound of Music? no answer..
8) Why is each anniversary such a big deal to you? I'm not talking about yearly anniversaries, but our first date? Our first kiss? The first time I met your mother? because. we love you. and eerything about you makes us happy.
9) Do you think I'm better looking than Brad Pitt? no. but since we never have a cvhance with him. well tell you you are...
10) How can you always remember those little things, like Great-Great Aunt Emma's birthday or the anniversary of Cousin Susie's dog's death? because we can remember the emotional times in our life
11) Why do you always ask us questions when you already know the answers? becuase we want you to feel wanted.
12) How can you always be up for going shopping? hello. its shopping..
13) Chest hair — good or bad? good.
14) Boxers or briefs? boxers..
15) Why do you find it endearing when a guy's in love and won't take no for an answer in the movies, but in real life you call it stalking? because its just a movie..
16) Why is it so easy for you to stop and ask directions? because we are not concieted...we know when we are beat...
17) How do you innately seem to know what can or can’t go in the dryer? its called a tag...
18) Why do you always complain about your mothers and then end up talking to them for hours upon hours? because. they are our mothers. we love them no matter what.
19)Why do you always go to the bathroom in groups? its just a support thing. you wouldnt understand.
20) Facial hair. Good or bad? a little facial hair. good. hair were you look like a wolf man. BAD.
21) Looks or money? uhm.....personality.
22) When you ask, “If I died, would you remarry?” What exactly are you looking for? to you to say no honey i only love you. duh.
23) If I died, would you remarry? of course!
24) Does your dad like me? most likely not.
25) How do you manage to be so cute, charming, silly, frustrating, beautiful, mysterious, complicated, simple and unbelievably interesting? because we are just utterly amazing..
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