Hillary Clinton's Letter to John Hinkley

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(For those of you who may not be aware of John Hinkley, here's a little history. John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster. To make himself known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. The staff at the mental facility treating John Hinkley reports intercepting the following letter from Hillary Clinton.)

To: John Hinkley

From: Hillary Clinton

Dear John Hinkley:

Bill and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness abroad throughout the land. Bill and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting Ronald Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. Bill and I are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive man.

Best wishes,

Hillary Clinton

PS: Barack Obama is screwing Jodie Foster.

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by Brett M. 1+ years ago

Waaaaay too obvious. Political jokes are always stinkers.

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by Ashlee A. 1+ years ago

hahahahaha thatss funnyy && all butt damnn thatss fuckedd upp yoo ! hahaha i hopee he dontt gett assasinatedd

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by artem 1+ years ago

Haha owned... Good by obama...

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