So a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, buddy but we don't serve your kind in here." And the mushroom replied "Why not? I'm a fungi!" ...I know it's sorta lame. So how bout this one- A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"