What your brain is worth

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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

'Why is the male brain so much more?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.'


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by Sam V. 1+ years ago

and the men acutally thought they were worth more for a reason .. lol

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by V. O. 1+ years ago

oh wow we're still more valuable

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by Winnie C. 1+ years ago

I really liked this one! LMAO

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by kane s. 1+ years ago

is there any male brains that have been used? or female brain that havent been used?

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by Haley F. 1+ years ago

oh man, well the brain needy person is a guy, right? lololol

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago

lol so true

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by Brittany P. 1+ years ago


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by hitman .. 1+ years ago

lol im a man and still find that funny

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by Samantha A. 1+ years ago

hahaha lol that is totally true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Olivia P. 1+ years ago

Oh ya!

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