A white man, a black man, a Mexican were stranded on an island. They had been stranded there for one weak and they were starving. The white man decided to try swimming to an that was about a mile away. He swam about half a mile and was eaten by a shark. One day later the black man decided to try swimming to the same island. He saw also eaten by a shark. Yet another day later the Mexican decided to try swimming to the island. He actually made it. One shark came up to the shark that ate the white man and the black man and asked "Why didn't you eat the Mexican?" The first shark said "Mexican food gives me gas."